there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef
by melissa August 03, 2003
An abbreviation of "Queens Under Extreme Enemy Fire" (Q.U.E.E.F.). Queef is a term for a very popular young woman in the high school population who has been taken down by nerds that are bearing firearms, or sticks of burning wood.
Bro, the other night at the party everyone thought Ashely was cool, but she turned into a total queef.
by King Queef July 03, 2011
A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.
by Victor April 14, 2003
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