Sucking Pond Water

A Montana term:

1. Drinking a lousy beer.

2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.

1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water.

2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

by Robert J. Lanier SLO October 30, 2007

Tennis Shoe Pond

A fishing spot where you are either tresspassing, or fishing without a liscense. So when the game warden or property owner shows up you'll need to have on some tennis shoes because you're gonna be running.

"Dont wear them boots boy, We goin to a tennis shoe pond"
"Dont be too loud, we're fishing at a tennis shoe pond"
"Oh shit they're calling the cops! We gotta go. I guess that's what I get for coming to a damn tennis shoe pond.

by vacazoa September 5, 2023

duck pond simulator

One of strong Bad's computer programs. See: taking_a_break.exe

run "Duck_pond.exe"

Strong Bad

by E. H. Steve June 15, 2003

The Pond Road Residence

The most exclusive residence building at York University in Toronto. Largely populated by students studying at the Schulich School of Business, Canada's #1 ranked business school. Most Pond residents can be noticed from among the rest of York because of their designer clothes or the fact that they are wearing a Schulich leonard.

Average York student: "Like your outfit"
Amy: "It's Chanel"
Average York student: "Cool"
Amy: So where do you live?
Average York student: The Village, you?
Amy: The Pond Road Residence duuh (flips her hair and walks away in her Jimmy Choos)

by Pond Road Resident July 10, 2010

Detroit Lily Pond

A fecal and urine filled toilet that as shit smeared squares of toilet paper floating on the surface.

Dude, I hate that stadium. Every bathroom if full or Detroit Lily Ponds by the 7th inner stretch.

by Milton Todd April 8, 2022

pond scum sucking

The lowest of the low life. Lower than whale shit. The dregs of the dregs.

When Facebook lauched open registration every pond scum sucking, bottom-feeding, porn-addicted, low life perv started prowling member sites, looking for cheerleader babes to drool over.

by Coriolus October 21, 2008

hop the pond

When you transfer your penis from the vagina to the anus.

Man I was beating this girls pussy up real nice, then I decided to hop the pond and it was even better!

by C-Monsta December 2, 2007