papa garcia

A rare almost extinct species that is said to have the biggest of dicks. Papa Garcia is usually seen pumping iron and attracting all the females. Papa Garcia stands at 6’3 210 pounds, but research shows he growing by the second. A Famous photographer was said to have seen Papa Garcia’s penis, this photographer states that the penis is 22 feet. Papa Garcia continues to vibe to this day

God damn look at Papa Garcia

by PizzaMan Ant December 10, 2019

Papa Squanto

1) Slang for police 2) 5-0 3) Po-po

Damn dogg, youda never gotten pulled over if you'd have braked when I yelled "Papa Squanto".

by NJC March 28, 2005

papa satan

1.A black male stripper
2.a hot demonic father

1. Hey, we're heading downtown to find a papa satan.
2 Hey did you see Brittney's dad, he's a total papa sata

by Papa Satan June 18, 2018

Papa Roached

When someone asks you if you want to do something with them but you find out that they have asked eveyone else before coming to you. You are their "Last Resort"

I got proper Papa Roached last weekend when Becky asked me to go clubbing after she found out everyone else was busy

by MeditatingLemur March 16, 2016

Papa Smurf

when a cuck sends you a dick pick and you color it blue to pass around.

that one douche from twitch sent me a photo, so now he's a Papa Smurf

by MooPigRiot May 6, 2017

Papa John'd

When someone loses their job and/or pizza chain for saying a word that starts with N and rhymes with 'bigger'. No exception is made for usage within non-racial contexts or even quoting another person. However, exceptions can be made for individuals with dark skin.

Keith: "Ouch, some dude at Netflix just got fired for saying n***** while describing a Dave Chappelle joke"
Jamal: "Lol, he got Papa John'd"
Keith: "I hope that doesn't happen to me or I could lose my career"

by stonedwhilewritingthis July 13, 2018

papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html

I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.

by Ilsun May 1, 2007