flushing, michigan

A small hick town most often referred to as "toilet town" by neighbors, where citizens pride themselves on making obscene amounts of money, while being so socially sheltered that it is difficult to mesh in normal society. Lots of cornfields, minivans, a.y.s.o teams, drugs, and adulterous marriages.

pete: "where are you from?"
sarah: "flushing, michigan"
pete: " oh, toilet-town, huh? we kicked your asses in football. And I think your mom's screwing my dad."

by felicityt1 October 24, 2008

Michigan Jackhammer

The act of having sex in the backseat of a car and having a friend drive down a Michigan road hitting as many potholes as possible

Lisa and I did the Michigan Jackhammer yesterday john drove...

by Detroit_Dinkleberg January 30, 2017

Trenton,Michigan

The city of Trenton is a part of Michigan.The police are active around the town.1 high school 1 middle school 2 elementary schools.There sports level is weird they can kill it or they can....well...get killed.The students are good needless to say.Not many crimes probably because patrol officers are hiding in there cars.

Trenton,Michigan is a good and well tooled care of place.

by For.Real.Facts February 9, 2018

harrison michigan

Full of meth heads and teen pregnancies

They must be from Harrison Michigan

by Thotyhottie June 9, 2018

pinconning, michigan

A shit little town where there's nothing to do. People who go to Pinconning High are usually either dicks or whores.

Pinconning, Michigan is just a shit-show

by Fuck._.you January 1, 2020

michigan rowboat

When a woman is sitting between two naked men and has a cock in each hand pretending to furiously row up stream on one of Michigan's beautiful scenic rivers.

It seems like the only time I get a Michigan Rowboat is during Guido and the Guy.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

Michigan Surfing

When someone from the Midwest goes to Florida for Spring Break and wades in 4 feet of water so they can jump on/into the waves

Friend 1: How was your trip to Florida for Spring Break?

Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼

by Biglad412 March 15, 2022