Butt Mustard

The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.

Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004

honey mustard

1.A thick drssing used commonly for food such as chicken tenders/nuggets

2.Also used for sexual enjoyment; main use on large breasts, as well as a big ol' onion booty.

ex1.
DAN: Wowwww look at that ass
Kyle: I'd love to slap some honey mustard on that!

ex2.
Girl bends over while exhibiting nice breasts
Boys exclaims "honey mustard!!!"

by charliechap March 24, 2007

Mustard Crumpet

Refers to when a man has finished fucking a chick and pulls out his dick, then proceeds to take a dump on her pussy before taking a step back and pissing on it. In doing so resembling a very mustardy crumpet.

The other night Chris accidentally walked in on his sister Steph getting a mustard crumpet from her boyfriend.

by ECMF May 28, 2010

Hot Mustard

The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.

I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.

by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 01, 2010

Deli Mustard

The act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around

That asshole pissed me off, so i gave him some DELI MUSTARD

by i like pussy May 12, 2006

mustard gas

Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.

The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.

by chefrick45419 May 16, 2008

trailer mustard

The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.

Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005