Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber

"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"

by tommy sparks April 30, 2005

JAB

a definition meaning gay/ homosexual and can be substituded for the word at any time or place(to speak in code)
also can be used as JABBY which is the behavior of, or actions, or even the feeling of a gay person

Aaron is so JAB i swear i saw him giving head head behind McDonalds, but he is noe hallf as JABBY as Brittian...

by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

Roo jab

The verbal equivalent of a cluster-fuck. i.e. an awkward conversation that you unexpectedly walk into.

P1: "It would all depend on what human tasted like..."

P2: "Wow, that was a roo jab."

by Sdlewis November 3, 2008

wally-jabbed

to rub a man's junk on a woman with non-casualty.

I wally-jabbed Asia the other day and she didn't suspect a thing.

by william_wraithe January 12, 2009

jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.

One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."

by herumgirl November 23, 2013

jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

by Ecktamine September 20, 2015

Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch

"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."

by Treebonics July 29, 2016