A sex position for the male that invlves shoving his own dick up his own ass, and in order for it to be a mug, a gay guy or his girlfriend has to hold the “handle”
“How was it last night?”
“Oh, it was amazing! She held me like her coffee cup!”
“What?”
“She mug handled me!”
“Oh, it was amazing! She held me like her coffee cup!”
“What?”
“She mug handled me!”
by ThaManWithBaconInHand May 23, 2018

by Jeff K October 10, 2002

The need to make one large curving right in order to make a left. The road branches and loops around onto itself, thus crossing the intersection straight instead of making a left.
Alright, go up route 35 north and take the first jug handle on the left after Red Bank. That should bring you to Oak Hill.
by mei0023 April 6, 2005

by MN Finest April 3, 2007

by Jhod December 23, 2007

That bloke has such a long cock he gave himself a jug handle.
I was so stoked with my win at Risk I gave myself a jug handle.
I was so stoked with my win at Risk I gave myself a jug handle.
by Mark M August 25, 2006

1. to completely fuck something up. 2. to beat severely, like "own" among gamers. 3. to fondle someone's ass/have sex with them.
1: Wow, man, way to ass-handle the situation...fucking idiot...
2: Oh, damn...you just got ass-handled.
2: Oh, damn...you just got ass-handled.
by Axel of Novarite City August 30, 2010
