smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.

I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?

by entropymaam June 15, 2006

Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

by Jeff K October 11, 2002

jug handle

The need to make one large curving right in order to make a left. The road branches and loops around onto itself, thus crossing the intersection straight instead of making a left.

Alright, go up route 35 north and take the first jug handle on the left after Red Bank. That should bring you to Oak Hill.

by mei0023 April 07, 2005

Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.

She's out everynight dick handling.

by MN Finest March 28, 2007

Handle Bars

slang term for the prescription drug Xanax. They are the 2mg tablets. Slow u down.

we can pop some handle bars and get relaxed and calm.

by Jhod November 21, 2007

Handle

Handled or handleage - Variation of ownage, so go look up ownage you dumb ass.

by cancerVssuicide January 29, 2003

jug handle

When a bloke roots his own arse.

That bloke has such a long cock he gave himself a jug handle.

I was so stoked with my win at Risk I gave myself a jug handle.

by Mark M August 25, 2006