Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Fungal gongs

Fungus infection under your nails while using a gong

That nigga on stage got fungal gongs

by Communist minecraft February 28, 2021

Ling Gong

Opposite of Wu Mao. A person who blindly attacks a China enjoyer.

Person A: Based on this article, China is doing a bit of good in the world.
Person B: You're a Chinese shill!
Person A: Go away, Ling gong.

by simp2000 April 17, 2021

Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.

“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong

by Hampture April 19, 2021

gongs

a cute nickname for a male person for example instead of “bro” or “homie” and etc.

someone: wassup gongs!!!
the boy/man: hiii

by soh_p257357 July 29, 2022

on gong

when a dumbass misspells ong

tim: he goofy on gong

by quandaliousdingleton June 19, 2022

Gong-ite

Meaning to study, originating from the male dormitories at St Boniface College in Sambyu around the year 2013 or earlier according to accounts from a scholar and Headboy who completed around 1999

I gotta gong-ite the books be waiting

by Palejonary June 23, 2022