by dusty May 5, 2003

Part of Speech- Noun
Language of Origin- Geek
1. The art of using one's penis to whoop the shit out of someone else.
2. The martial art form used by a cardboard tube ninja.
Language of Origin- Geek
1. The art of using one's penis to whoop the shit out of someone else.
2. The martial art form used by a cardboard tube ninja.
by EvilPopTart July 14, 2004

Spittin game, mackin, slick talkin
Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane
Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane
"Aye I saw you layin down some tongue fu on that hunnie the other night"
"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"
"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"
by jshep22 November 6, 2013

Hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. Auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Very dangerous, don't try it!
David Carradine, star of the TV series "Kung Fu" was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death "Hung Fu".
by udontnome June 10, 2009

(n.) A fictional martial art that can only be described as the feeling that one has been kicked in the head this way before.
(v.) Getting your ass kicked a second time by the same person.
(v.) Getting your ass kicked a second time by the same person.
Don't screw with that monk, he knows Deja Fu.
I was hitting on that bikers woman again so I got deja fu'd.
I was hitting on that bikers woman again so I got deja fu'd.
by The Malc-Man July 28, 2008

Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
by Trouser Minnow April 13, 2008

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
by lilpengting February 6, 2023
