by Sugartits28 October 17, 2010
Some how the screwed up people at pepsico got it into their head that mountain dew didn't have enough caffeine and decided to further increase the caffien and sugar content to create a super drink that when ingested in vast quantities will give you super strength, massive alertness, uncontrollable seizures and and within 2 hours withdrawl symptoms forcing a user, weak of mind to return to comsumption to stop the soul quivering shaking and feeling icy cold one moment and the next your in the bowels of hell eating tobasco sauce off of molten brimstone!! it is a truly evil drink and many consprisects beleive it prolonged exposure to render you under the control of pepsi and using your massive strength and unwavering consentration to eliminate coca-cola and innocent and undeserving company.
person 1; i just bought a 24 pack of this dew fuel whats it like?
person 2; (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK) (FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) (GULLP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP ETC..) IM BAT MAN AWAY!!!!! *CRASHES through 16 floors of apartments* mmm what was that uh well AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2; (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK) (FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) (GULLP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP ETC..) IM BAT MAN AWAY!!!!! *CRASHES through 16 floors of apartments* mmm what was that uh well AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by waldobillybob September 19, 2006
1.Damn Lucy that mountain dew is all up in your shirt.
2.The mountain dew is dripping off that babe.
2.The mountain dew is dripping off that babe.
by Dirty Needles February 04, 2005
by Matt111 January 06, 2008
by redneck dumbass June 02, 2005
A faboulus tasting soft drink made by Pepsi. Bold in flavor and amzing green color, really if you want the easist definition its simply, "The Nector of the Gods" (plus its endorsed by Chuck Norris so its automatically BAMF) Drink up!!!!
by Kurtifer StClair September 20, 2007
by qwertydude May 19, 2007