Brexit

Cataclysmic fuck up.

'Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey, who thought that Brexit would be anything other than a Cataclysmic fuck up.'

by TegTed June 7, 2022

brexit

the act of absolutely snapping someone in half on the football pitch

Dave: what a brexit tackle Gary just made on Barry!
Gary: “laughing”
Barry: “dead”

by Jarvis69240 August 16, 2022

brexit

The past tense of "Fuck around and find out"

Some people fuck around and find out, and then some people brexit.

by Somebody, but not Nobody July 7, 2022

Brexiteer

Am idiot or a liar, or both

Someone who, in spite of imperial evidence, person and collective detriment, and a rise in xenophobia, denies their political choice was to blame. It fucking was!

“Brexit gives us lots of new opportunities and is not responsible for economic decline, further austerity and an upturn in racially motivated hatred.“ Brexiteer

by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022

Brexit means Brexit!

Phrase used during the game Brexit football to indicate that a tackle which would normally be illegal under the rules of Association Football is either about to occur or in the process of occurring.

"Brexit means Brexit!"
"Aaaargh... Lad, you've broke me arm!"
"play on!"

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Brexit

Onomatopoeic word, sounding like an involuntary sneeze, which results in spraying snot and saliva over those nearest to you.

"Brexit!"
"Bless you...now please go away."

by jakk54 March 25, 2019

brexit

Saying goodbye but not actually leaving.

Look, Dave is still at here at the party. Didn't he brexit like two hours ago.

by RancoR2k January 22, 2019