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Bike Kids

Irish 9-year-olds who pretend they're 13, who wear full tracksuits and cycle around posh parts of Dublin pretending they own everything. Genuinely idiots whos parents didn't raise them properly.
Oh fuck not those Bike Kids again
by AguyWhoIsNOTcalledEric December 17, 2020
mugGet the Bike Kidsmug.

Bike Phone

A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.
“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”
by arrowsispointy August 5, 2019
mugGet the Bike Phonemug.

Bike Shui

When you are no longer able to take a certain route on your bike, it messes up your bike shui and you refuse to even ride your bike.
Justin used to take his bike to the UMC but then they closed his route, so he just walks now. It totally messed up his bike shui.
by nstg8r March 8, 2011
mugGet the Bike Shuimug.

Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.
Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.
by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011
mugGet the Crack Bikemug.

Bike coma

After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep
That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma
by SMU cyclist February 25, 2013
mugGet the Bike comamug.

Beat That Bike In

A term utilized in description of hitting it from the back. Can be connected with breaking a new bike in.
Lil Shorty hopped off the McDonalds shift and I told her I was tryna beat that bike in”
by sluglass July 9, 2021
mugGet the Beat That Bike Inmug.

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