Testicle Toyota

A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.

Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.

by Wyree_Darx May 29, 2016

testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.

My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.

Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.

by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017

Flaming testicle

The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.

"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"

"This is the best fucking drink ever"

"Balls on fire!"

by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013

testicle terminator

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.

Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.

by jonathan0913 August 8, 2018

testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021

Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.

I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022