1) n. A person between the ages of 12-20.
2) a. To perform an act or to behave in a manner most commonly associated with teenagers.
2) a. To perform an act or to behave in a manner most commonly associated with teenagers.
Adding a definition to this site was a very teenage thing to do.
Getting a mohawk would be a very teenage thing to do.
Getting drunk off 6 cans of beer, crashing your car, then crying when the police suspend your licence would be a very teenage thing to do.
Getting a mohawk would be a very teenage thing to do.
Getting drunk off 6 cans of beer, crashing your car, then crying when the police suspend your licence would be a very teenage thing to do.
by Hieronymous Bosch May 26, 2006
Get the teenage mug.When old people esp women talk, gossip, and laugh very loudly and obnoxiously. They walk around shaking their asses and making fun of everyone.
Teenaged old people are awesome
Teenaged old people are awesome
by Mushhroomss July 17, 2011
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A take on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, obviously. Can be used if you know of a teen-ager named Sabrina who is a real bitch.
Sabrina: “I never loved you and I was just using you for nine months straight. Hahaha! Fuck you!”
Ryan: “Wow, what a cunt. I guess she’s Sabrina the Teenage Bitch.”
Ryan: “Wow, what a cunt. I guess she’s Sabrina the Teenage Bitch.”
by Ryan282 October 19, 2007
Get the Sabrina the Teenage Bitch mug.Tenacious D is the best band in the world. Kyle Gass (KG) and Jack Black (JB) are also very talented actors. In other words...yes they do kick ass.
Nah I made the map pretty clear.
Yah well fuck you! I quit!
"Last week, Kyle quit the band
Now we're back together oo
Misunderstanding, didn't understand
Doesn't matter, now we're back together again Lalalalala
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash...Thats True
Couldn't split of Tango and Cash...thats also true
This is our song of exult and joy cause
We only came to kick some ass
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass
What we gonna do with all the cash
Smoke cash
And then we thrash
Throw a big old bash
And everyone is invited to the bash
And everyone you wanna invite to the bash
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ash
Whut time Whut time to blow!"
Yah well fuck you! I quit!
"Last week, Kyle quit the band
Now we're back together oo
Misunderstanding, didn't understand
Doesn't matter, now we're back together again Lalalalala
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash...Thats True
Couldn't split of Tango and Cash...thats also true
This is our song of exult and joy cause
We only came to kick some ass
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass
What we gonna do with all the cash
Smoke cash
And then we thrash
Throw a big old bash
And everyone is invited to the bash
And everyone you wanna invite to the bash
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ash
Whut time Whut time to blow!"
by Thormak August 25, 2004
Get the tenacious d mug.Also known as "teen" which is short for the term "Teenager."
A human being from the ages 13-19, in which the human body goes through puberty and starts maturing, (even though teenagers stereotypically don't act mature). Also known as the "adolescent." In the teen years, humans are driven crazy by hormones and females start becoming able to produce babies, and males produce sperm. This is the stage in which the humans(both female and male)become horniest.
Females are known to become bitchy and moody and males are known to become extremily horny.
The teen years are also when the human starts to discover their indivuality, though they are slowed down by the desire to "fit in," and/or be "cool." What is considered cool among teenagers has slightly changed over the years, though it pretty much stays the same.
A teen's guide on how to be considered "cool:"
1) REBEL. (Do whatever your parents tell you NOT to do, {or what your parents already do if they don't disipline you enough}and Forget the rules!!! This includes doing drugs, taking part in sexual activites, binge drinking, sneaking out of the house, or anything else one can think of, that is illegal or completely stupid/unsafe.)
2. DRESS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. (--Even though a lot of teens argue that they dress like individuals, it's all pretty much the same.--In today's standards, that means that all girls must dress like whores, and boys must either dress like their clothes are too big for them {which explains the baggy pants that is falling off their butt,} or dress whichever way is considered "manly." This also means boys can't wear "whitey-tighties" if they want, even though it offers them support.)
3. LISTEN TO THE RIGHT MUSIC. (This means the teenager must listen to all the explicit music about all the "cool" things, like drugs and sex. Some even listen to music about suicide, drugs and sex.)
4. BULLSHIT YOUR GRADES. (This means only fake all your schoolwork, or don't do it at all, because if you actually try to learn, you will be a nerd/geek with no life, and that isn't cool. Being intelligent is so not cool!)
5. HANG OUT WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE. (In the world of the adolescent, there are many labels. Rule of thumb is that you hang out with teens of your label {Or, if you're a wannabe, you hang out with people who are "cool" only.} This means that emo kids only hang out with emo kids, punks only with punks, goths only with goths, {though these three can sometimes mesh together}; Preps only with preps, ghetto kids only with other ghetto kids, and Geeks, nerds, and rejects/losers can hangout with eachother, because no one likes them anyway, so they can mesh together and be uncool together.)
6. HATE YOUR PARENTS. (Just hate them, because they make your life miserable. Or, if you are one of those who have "cool" parents, who let you do whatever you want, then you are blessed, and this rule doesn't apply to you.)
7. NEVER LISTEN TO ELDERS. (Forget about adult advice. They were NEVER your age! Don't listen to their crap about avoiding mistakes. They just don't understand. No one, except for fellow teenagers, understands what it's like to be a teenager.)
8. NEVER BE GRATEFUL. (Even though the modern day teen is spoiled and has nothing to complain about, don't be thankful, because life as a teenager sucks anyway.)
Follow these 8 simple rules and you're on your way to become the coolest stereotypical teen ever!
Not all teens out there follow these rules. Teens vary in personality. Sadly though, the majority of them fall into the stereotype one way or another.
Unfortunately, all human beings go through the stage of being a teen/teenager/adolescent. Some don't stop being teens, while others grow up, have kids, and forget what it's like being a teenager, denying any of the mistakes they made while they were an awkward teen. Some even manage to raise more teens.
A human being from the ages 13-19, in which the human body goes through puberty and starts maturing, (even though teenagers stereotypically don't act mature). Also known as the "adolescent." In the teen years, humans are driven crazy by hormones and females start becoming able to produce babies, and males produce sperm. This is the stage in which the humans(both female and male)become horniest.
Females are known to become bitchy and moody and males are known to become extremily horny.
The teen years are also when the human starts to discover their indivuality, though they are slowed down by the desire to "fit in," and/or be "cool." What is considered cool among teenagers has slightly changed over the years, though it pretty much stays the same.
A teen's guide on how to be considered "cool:"
1) REBEL. (Do whatever your parents tell you NOT to do, {or what your parents already do if they don't disipline you enough}and Forget the rules!!! This includes doing drugs, taking part in sexual activites, binge drinking, sneaking out of the house, or anything else one can think of, that is illegal or completely stupid/unsafe.)
2. DRESS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. (--Even though a lot of teens argue that they dress like individuals, it's all pretty much the same.--In today's standards, that means that all girls must dress like whores, and boys must either dress like their clothes are too big for them {which explains the baggy pants that is falling off their butt,} or dress whichever way is considered "manly." This also means boys can't wear "whitey-tighties" if they want, even though it offers them support.)
3. LISTEN TO THE RIGHT MUSIC. (This means the teenager must listen to all the explicit music about all the "cool" things, like drugs and sex. Some even listen to music about suicide, drugs and sex.)
4. BULLSHIT YOUR GRADES. (This means only fake all your schoolwork, or don't do it at all, because if you actually try to learn, you will be a nerd/geek with no life, and that isn't cool. Being intelligent is so not cool!)
5. HANG OUT WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE. (In the world of the adolescent, there are many labels. Rule of thumb is that you hang out with teens of your label {Or, if you're a wannabe, you hang out with people who are "cool" only.} This means that emo kids only hang out with emo kids, punks only with punks, goths only with goths, {though these three can sometimes mesh together}; Preps only with preps, ghetto kids only with other ghetto kids, and Geeks, nerds, and rejects/losers can hangout with eachother, because no one likes them anyway, so they can mesh together and be uncool together.)
6. HATE YOUR PARENTS. (Just hate them, because they make your life miserable. Or, if you are one of those who have "cool" parents, who let you do whatever you want, then you are blessed, and this rule doesn't apply to you.)
7. NEVER LISTEN TO ELDERS. (Forget about adult advice. They were NEVER your age! Don't listen to their crap about avoiding mistakes. They just don't understand. No one, except for fellow teenagers, understands what it's like to be a teenager.)
8. NEVER BE GRATEFUL. (Even though the modern day teen is spoiled and has nothing to complain about, don't be thankful, because life as a teenager sucks anyway.)
Follow these 8 simple rules and you're on your way to become the coolest stereotypical teen ever!
Not all teens out there follow these rules. Teens vary in personality. Sadly though, the majority of them fall into the stereotype one way or another.
Unfortunately, all human beings go through the stage of being a teen/teenager/adolescent. Some don't stop being teens, while others grow up, have kids, and forget what it's like being a teenager, denying any of the mistakes they made while they were an awkward teen. Some even manage to raise more teens.
Teen a: iTs cOoL tO tYpE lIkE tHiS!
Teen b: I'm pregnate with my bbfs baby! we were on drugs and then it sorta happned like omg lol
Teen c: LIKE OMG! I love the mall and hanging out with all muh girlz. I LOVE YOU GUYS! XOXOX BFFS FOR LIFE!
teen d: girls are only good for sex. life is only good for sex
teen e: that is so uncool.
teen f: I hate my life.
Here's to all the smarter, uncool teenagers other there, who might be reading this!
And Here's to all the parents out there, who in spite of all the stupidness of the teenager, still give their support.
Teen b: I'm pregnate with my bbfs baby! we were on drugs and then it sorta happned like omg lol
Teen c: LIKE OMG! I love the mall and hanging out with all muh girlz. I LOVE YOU GUYS! XOXOX BFFS FOR LIFE!
teen d: girls are only good for sex. life is only good for sex
teen e: that is so uncool.
teen f: I hate my life.
Here's to all the smarter, uncool teenagers other there, who might be reading this!
And Here's to all the parents out there, who in spite of all the stupidness of the teenager, still give their support.
by OneUncoolTeenGirl April 16, 2006
Get the teenager mug.Small New York City suburb, populated by rich jews who live on the hill, asians fresh from Korea who help the school maintain it's top 3 spot in the state and maybe one black kid. He's not even really black probably. Great sports teams, great grades, great parties, great location, kids get into great schools. Popular girls are superficial bratty japs, either prude to the max or complete whores- no in between. With this comes many wannabe japs. Popular guys are douchey and stick to themselves. The student parking lot has nicer cars than the faculties. Filled with posers... like the Big SG who think they're hardasses but wouldn't survive a minute in the streets- they usually get kicked out of the school anyways. Nearby schools are Cresskill (generally nice town, slutty girls) NVD (wannabe tenafly) and Bergenfield (ghetto). We kinda don't even acknowledge englewood.
Everybody wants to be Tenafly.
Everybody wants to be Tenafly.
Jap: Ugh daddy didn't drive me to starbucks today I had to settle for the cafeteria coffee
Asian: You're such a stereotypical tenafly girl. My dad say I must work hard and get A Prus to get starbuck.
Asian: You're such a stereotypical tenafly girl. My dad say I must work hard and get A Prus to get starbuck.
by M.W.1234567890 November 11, 2013
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