EX-Terminator

Is a person who tell his ex-girlfriend to have sex with him one last time and if she says yes he fucks her so hard that he messes up her vagina so bad that no one ever wants to have sex with her again

dude your an EX-Terminator

by pegasaskv December 19, 2009

The Terminator

After smoking cannabis, use eye drops in only one eye to remove the redness. It will leave you with one red eye which makes you the Terminator.

Dude!! Do the terminator before you go to work, then if anyone asks about your terminator eye tell them you got some weed in it.

by Fillyfill February 5, 2014

termifecate

1) To void from the bowels of Corporate America.

Personnel Notice: Failure to appear is cause to termificate.

by CB Smith December 28, 2004

Terminal holding pattern

When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.

Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...

by IndigoRed August 29, 2007

Termi-suck

1) To give a really bad performance, in an otherwise stellar show
2) To suck on an epic scale

Tom: So you saw T4 in the theatres? How was it?
Bill: The effects were awesome, but Christian Bale termi-sucked as John Connor

by Hartless May 25, 2009

terminalogical inexactitude

A lie.

The honourable member for Longbottom, Athur Prendeghast MP to the honourable member for Notton-on-the-Would, Earnest Snorsboard MP on being told that England had won the World Cup and not in tiddly-winks, "I do not believe you, that is a terminalogical inexactitude." thus complying with the requirement of the Mother of Parliment, that one MP cannot call another MP a liar.

by Snooty Man August 22, 2011

Termite Face

A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".

Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.

by Joey69_69 April 21, 2014