2 definitions by Snooty Man
In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!
by Snooty Man August 18, 2011
The honourable member for Longbottom, Athur Prendeghast MP to the honourable member for Notton-on-the-Would, Earnest Snorsboard MP on being told that England had won the World Cup and not in tiddly-winks, "I do not believe you, that is a terminalogical inexactitude." thus complying with the requirement of the Mother of Parliment, that one MP cannot call another MP a liar.
by Snooty Man August 18, 2011