Table tennis volleyball 

A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.

Let's go play some table tennis volleyball, it's awesome!

Table tennis volleyball by FunkyLemon November 19, 2011

i quit tennis 

"I quit tennis" is a term used when someone does or says something so mind numbingly stupid that you are forced to say, "I quit tennis." You can also add a number at the end, like, "I quit tennis ten times." This term is used in everyday SMS.

Guy: Do cookies have sugar in them?
You: I quit tennis

Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."

i quit tennis by yooboy1116 February 22, 2014

Myspace Comment Tennis 

When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.

Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.

Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.

Myspace Comment Tennis by lurksteroni May 21, 2007

Fart Tennis 

(n.) A game involving two players, the rules are simple. One person rips ass; this was the serve. The opposing player will try and return the serve with another fart. If he or she cannot do it, the server gets the point. If the opposing player, however, does return the serve, the server must return back with yet another fart. This continues, just like a game of tennis, until somebody recieved 70 luv, somebody shits their pants, or until somebody passes out.

"Erin and I played a ROUSING game of fart tennis tonight! She's passed out on the living room floor in a big pool of shit!"

Fart Tennis by Little Miss Erin January 1, 2007

YTP Tennis 

When a person declares a YouTube Poop Tennis match, they let the person they challenged watch the YouTube Poop Tennis video and then they have to continue the story from the challenger's YouTube Poop. If one person cannot continue on, the other person wins the tennis match.

I did pretty well in the YTP Tennis match, but I still lost.

YTP Tennis by redboy12 June 23, 2008

pocket tennis 

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

pocket tennis by mr smith March 8, 2005

Table Tennis 

A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.

Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.

Jeffery: Hey, what's that Olympic sport in which players use paddles to hit a small ball over a net on a divided table?

Greg: Oh, you mean Table Tennis! Or Ping Pong if you prefer.

Table Tennis by Amaranthian September 26, 2008