Ted Girl

A ted girl is a thin, tan, blonde girl with a nice ass and a decent size set of tits.

"WOW! Look at that ted girl!"

"She is so a ted girl."

"Only an ass like that would be on a ted girl."

by tedgirl0212 November 16, 2011

Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018

Ted B

This is someone who is very gay and likes to have sex with animals like foxy. Is bad at clash of clans and it gay

Ur such a Ted B

by Josh is smelly June 12, 2019

Ted Nivison

Ted Nivison is the owner/co-host of the podcast Chuckle Sandwich, alongside JSchlatt and Charlie Slimecicle.
He is well known for his sense of humor and the many inside jokes that surround both his channel and his podcast.
He is often portrayed as either a man in a milk man outfit or a violent sociopath.

"Ted Nivison is a YouTuber."
"Subscribe to Ted Nivison or he'll break your kneecaps."

by The Carrot Man April 5, 2022

ted kennedy

Possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away.

Never get in a car with Ted Kennedy.

by sjinb3 July 3, 2004

Ted Bundy Syndrome

A condition in which a ridiculously good-looking guy you're dating is initially charming then you realize not only is he a complete douchebag, but he most likely will bludgeon you to death with a Louisville Slugger while you sleep

You:"Quinn your new boyfriend is soooooo hot and gregarious"
Quinn: "I'm dumping him, he killed my kitten with a chainsaw I suspect he suffers from Ted Bundy Syndrome"

by DeliaDL October 5, 2011

Ted Bell

Guest featured frequently on the Phil Hendrie Show. Owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills restaraunt located in Beverly Hills, California. They cater only to upscale and wealthy customers and will tow your car if you dare pull something like a Toyota Camry into the parking lot.

"Ted Bell" Jingle lyrics:

Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down

Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.

by Steagles June 11, 2006