technically alive

Alive, but with no chance of survival.

You are technically alive when you are poisoned with lead.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Technicity

A Technicity is a technical ethnicity. Group identification by a brand or social media exclusivity with its own standards and subculture. It extends the old style brand loyalty people once had for cars and appliances to entire lifestyles. The people who choose lifestyle products prefer an entire social environment made up of other users of the same lifestyle products.

It isn't only brands. A technicity can revolve around special interest social media which excludes people of all other interests.

Sometimes the behavior of technical adherents reaches religious levels of dedication, exclusion and criticism.

This is similar to how old school ethnic neighborhoods formed and were maintained. But is based on lifestyles created around technical products.

Have you ever noticed that Apple and Tesla users are kind of a technicity? They're like a cult that prefers to only associate with other users like themselves.

Whoa. The people in that sewing group are a serious technicity.

by 3DCartoonist December 1, 2021

Technic

Technic

The Definition Of Technic

by Technic November 23, 2021

Mahoning County Career & Technical Center

A Trade school split between the liberals and the rednecks, although they do share traits in being vape gods; a school filled with drama filled lunatics where no one is in the right

Christmas spirit is in the air at the Mahoning County Career & Technical Center, will the following students come down to Mr. Sandy’s office

by joemama723 January 7, 2023

Technical Foul

Technical Foul, also known as a tech, is something said when someone says anything “pause” worthy or weird in general.

Dude 1: yo ngl that grandma thick asl
Dude 2: bro what, that’s a technical foul

by ballhogsummer February 9, 2025

technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

Technical superiority

There's no such thing as technical superiority, it's one of the bullshit terms they made for the Olympics that isn't based on reality, and judges are the kind of people that perpetuate it. A guy can go out and wrestle his way to a gold medal and that's great, but it's not just about winning and nothing else is sacred. It's also how you get a job done, and a gold medal doesn't make you better than the next guy, that's never the point. Hopefully being better than others is not why people dream of being in the Olympics, no matter their country. Once something goes beyond getting as far as you take yourself to one person being better than another, it's not a good thing for people to reach for.

There are technically skilled athletes, and they are champions in their own right, but telling them they are technically superior or that there is such a thing as technical superiority to another human being is wrong, and it's not a trend that should continue. The Olympics are meant to be games, not a superiority measuring contest or battle. That is not enjoyable for anybody, including the athletes (though the judges and announcers might get off on that sort of thing).

by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021