The tears of a smark.
To quote from a fellow Urban Dictionary article, a smark is "A sports entertainment wrestling fan who claims to know all of what sports entertainment wrestling is about, and says that they still like it. "
Usually the term will be used when a person who the smarks don't want to win (i.e Jason Jordan, Roman Reigns, John Cena, etc.) get their way as a result of WWE booking, thus the smark waterworks start flowing.
To quote from a fellow Urban Dictionary article, a smark is "A sports entertainment wrestling fan who claims to know all of what sports entertainment wrestling is about, and says that they still like it. "
Usually the term will be used when a person who the smarks don't want to win (i.e Jason Jordan, Roman Reigns, John Cena, etc.) get their way as a result of WWE booking, thus the smark waterworks start flowing.
Person 1: Did you hear that Roman Reigns won a match against Finn Balor for the Universal Championship?
Person 2: He must have drank his daily dose of Smark tears.
Person 2: He must have drank his daily dose of Smark tears.
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“I can smell that tear for miles!”
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Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.
Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.
The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.
I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.
I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.
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Working in the shop today my manager enters with his personal computer and tells me to do a 'tear-down' on it.
My computer is really starting to show its age. It seems I'll have to order new hardware soon and do a 'tear-down'.
My computer is really starting to show its age. It seems I'll have to order new hardware soon and do a 'tear-down'.
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