tank

tank is a fat whore and goes to brentwood school. He was involved with a girl who has a moley pussy. He is a great guy but has balls smaller than a sparrows. Everyone loves him, even though he is gay

James Tanquarey
O jesus u are such a tank
wayne shaves his bum hole

by christoff January 20, 2005

tank

Hattie Hill.

Alex got squashed by a tank.

by bugger off May 26, 2003

tanks

How some faggots say the word, "thanks".

{Primo}: What time does the Six Eleven open today?
{Craig}: It opens at 11:00am.
{Primo}: Tanks!

by Telephony January 6, 2021

tank

1. (noun) a person who is so unbelievable masculine, strong ,brave or ballsy.

2. Also a person who has performed an unfathomable action (positive)

Guy 1: Dude, I just scored that chick over there!
Guy 2: Ah, you tank!

Guy 1: I just done a 1000 press ups!
Guy 2: You Tank!

by procrastinater... October 22, 2009

in the tank

Someone who is extremely hung over, tired, confused, or ill but having to function either at a job or some other event where the person must be on top of their game..

1. "Hey Marie, how's it going?"
- "ugh. I'm in the tank. Tim came home this weekend and I didn't get enough sleep."

2. "Ok, did everyone get that? Tuesday we are going."
-"uh, no.. what was that again?"
"Marie..<annoyed>"
-"Sorry man I must be in the tank today."

by River City Smokers January 28, 2008

tank

female that eats more than any person known and enjoys telling details of what she eats to guys

Dude...kathy is a TANK!

by D. Willy May 18, 2003

tank

To deficate one's dignity by arriving at their home, opening the tank of their toilet, and subsequently taking a dump in it. Results in clogged pipes and humiliation. Related to shelfing

What will happen if you piss someone off.

by Gooche May 11, 2004