superman

The man every kids pray during the first minutes of a school class so the teacher won't make it to the class. There is always a lot of suspense during these first minutes, we don't know when the answer to our prayer will take form. But when it is confirmed that the reaper won't be there, everybody explode in a fountain of joy, screaming "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!", and singing "Celebration time", a classic by Kool and the gang, while everybody cum in their pants.

You know, I'm not very faithful but... If you hear me superman, help me!

(Vous savez, ch'pas très croyant mais... Si vous êtes là superman aidez-moi!)

by Slutlerandoblow May 24, 2006

Superman

A superhero that wears glasses for his disguise without anyone knowing that he is superman. He is not so super considering a green rock is his weakness.

Really Superman?! A green rock?!

by TheJimst3r July 5, 2016

Superman pants

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.

Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"
Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"
Foreman: "Phone box?"
Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"

by Dabz December 9, 2008

Superman that Ho

Can be be defined by the act of skeeting or jizzing or in context "supersoaking" onto a womans back then rolling her over and adhering a sheet onto her back and then tossing that skank out the window.

My favorite way to hit it and quit it is to Superman that Ho.

by MDizz January 18, 2008

Supermaning

To start off two naked dudes sit doggy style on the bed with their butts towards you. You then turn on soulja boy crank that and wait for it to say "superman." You then stick both fists straight out and proceed to launch your self towards their assholes. Mid air your fists stick straight in and you are completely off the ground.

Me and my two college roommates were attempting supermaning when my fists got stuck in their asses when the RA came in.

by Masterbate247 January 27, 2015

superman

a person who is exceptionally athletic, tall, good looking....pretty much perfect.

Man that guy is superman!

by hkfb6977 March 22, 2010

SUPERLUMINAL

It relates to superluminal jets which travel 2.5 times faster than the speed of light. It can be used as a term of indearment.

If you buy something on eBay and you get it the next day, you could say in your feedback 'Superluminal postage' Top eBayer Highly recommended AAAAA+++++ :)

by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006