Elliot Simmons

Elliot Simmons is a true man pimp, he attracts many women.

Wow is that George Clooney? No, Even Better, Its Elliot Simmons!

by whotle August 18, 2009

Sumonomous

1. Synonymous to synonymous but larger and therefore significantly more awesome. Can be used randomly to describe events or situations that are similar. It can also be used sardonically when they aren't necessarily identical or even related.
2. Any person, place, thing or idea that is AS BIG AS A SUMO (wrestler)

That was gross last night.

Yeah I hate it it when Sally whore's herself out like that.
What? I was talking about when that dude puked everywhere!
Oh right. I guess the two are pretty sumonomous.

by MikaelBlade March 24, 2010

Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.

Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

Richard Simmons

Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.

Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!

by zack mellinger December 9, 2008

Summore

When you are having anal sec and the shit and cum look like summore

Douggy exclaimed ummm,

I want summore!!

by Todfslap June 19, 2020

Simmons

A small penis.

Wow! What a Simmons!

by Superrrrrkomyguruu December 1, 2013

summoner

much like the highly-addictive morrowindthis game slowly seeps all traces of real life out of you. it replaces all of your real friends and family with more powerful, fictional ones. eventually after playing this game enough you will become a junkie who spends all his time playing the damn game and never shuts up about it, and after a while you will get to the point where you suck at every fukin game except summoner.

Hey John, you wanna go to a party tonight?
No, i cant, i have to go assassinate jafar.

by 100% insane March 20, 2005