the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T

Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!

by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004

saget stroking

the act of stroking bob saget (fag)

jim and bob were saget stroking for 4 hours straight

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

Stoshing

When something is so good it makes you want to eject anally

'oh my god look at that stoshing selection of fine wines'
'Have you seen my stoshing new pineapple?'
My girlfriends rear end makes a stoshing entry'

by SuckYourNan March 1, 2009

stroking the gerbil

A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.

Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.

'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.

by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009

strooming

To be ridiculously good at the sport of racquet ball.

Boy, that guy was really strooming it up at the racquet ball courts tonight!

by claydouche December 18, 2008

stoating

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.

by Mr Maggot May 25, 2005

Sprouting

A person gets defensive in the presence of others. Whether at a statement, or a joke taken too seriously.

Guy1: Dude, did you buy your car from my grahms?

Guy2: Shut up, you moron, no I didnt!

Guy3: (hey man, chill, this guy's sprouting)

by Craven Angel October 1, 2008