Stringy Melt

A phrase used to describe people who are boring/low self confidence/wear glasses/have no mates/study geology.

A stringy melt wouldn't stick up for themselves or their friends in any situation and is generally not a good person to have around.

A stringy melt will always wimp out of fun things.

'Those geology boys are such stringy melts'

or

Bob - 'Jim you fancy coming out tonight?'

Jim - 'Nah got ballet lessons'

Bob - 'You stringy melt'

by wordsforfriends May 31, 2012

stringy mushroom

The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.

"dude, some bitch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her."

by TheDarkShade December 18, 2012

String Friend

Someone who isn't a friend with benefits, but not quite in a romantic relationship either.

"Man, I like this guy so much, but he just keeps making me a string friend."

by Optophobia October 13, 2013

String Party

A style of intense dancing in which a person flails their arms and limbs in such a way as to imitate the violent movement of string.

Wow. Look at Cory dance. He's having a String Party over there. Look at his arms they're like 2 pieces of string. EVERYBODY STRING PARTY!

by String Party October 16, 2013

string penis

When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.

Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.

by pseudonym anonymous lolz November 4, 2013

Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015

String Bass

The underrated instrument in an orchestra. A string bass is the largest instrument in an orchestra, and has the lowest notes, and is the quietest instrument. In ascending order, the bass has the E string, A string, D, string, and G string. The bass’s purpose in an orchestra is to keep a tempo usually for other instruments in the orchestra. Basses don’t always do this, they can have the melody, it’s just not so common. It’s also not an easy instrument to play, it’s quite difficult. It’s still a wonderful instrument to play that can create beautiful music. The orchestra also depends on the bass to be on the beat to keep the other instruments in sync with each other, and to be in tune. The bass is really an important instrument. Don’t give bass players any crap, it can really get to them sometimes. They’re important!

Person A: What’s that big instrument in the back of the orchestra?

Person B: Oh! That’s a string bass!

Person A: It doesn’t do much.

Person B: Well, actually, it does. You may not be able to hear it too well, but the bass is keeping the rest of the orchestra on the beat and in tune!

Person A: Wow, it sounds like the orchestra really relies on the bass a lot.

Person B: They do, but they don’t like to admit it. They just give them a lot of crap.

Person A: Wow. They shouldn’t do that.

Person B: IKR!

by Just writing definitions August 18, 2019