Swedish stretch 

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time

Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…

Swedish stretch by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022

three mile stretch 

a skeezey ass hoe, a female who has laid with many men, aka a whore

I wouldn't touch that chick she may look like daisy duke but believe me when I tell you shes a three mile stretch...

three mile stretch by CO_Stoner March 4, 2015

national stretch marks day

February 16 is national stretch marks day this is A day we’re we appreciate our beautiful stretch marks! And admire ourselves for having them

“Happy national stretch marks day!”

national stretch marks day by OfficialMichalScott December 29, 2020

Pop a Stretch Armstrong 

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.

1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

Pop a Stretch Armstrong by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010

Butt Nut Stretch 

Doin' a girl from behind, flippin yo' sack over yo dick shaft and shovin a nut (or two) into the bitches ass whiist penetrating her vag with yo cock.

"I can't believe you pulled a butt nut stretch, man, that girl's like ten..."

Q:Where is Carlos? A: probably giving that girl a butt nut strech.

Butt Nut Stretch by Herpalous flotus April 21, 2008

Womb Stretch 

The effect of a man with a long penis shagging a woman and penetrating that little bit too far, commonly associated with the breaking of a Banjo String. Other side effects include Limp Dick, Soft Ons, Fanny Farts and stomach cramps (for the woman).

A - "Hey mate, whats with the limp"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"

Womb Stretch by Lambardo September 24, 2006

Page Stretch 

Something you do to people's myspaces...

PAGE STRETCH!!
lolololololololololololol
Of course when I do it it's longer...

Page Stretch by sdgsd January 16, 2008