Mounted pieces of material for gripping that allow you to thrust with great acceleration and pizazz.
It was a fuck quake for a while until I was able to finally grab hold of some Fuck Straps and give it to her!
by Alienbun January 23, 2009
Get the Fuck Strapsmug. Joe... I'm telling ya, that old man hatin'bitch has lost her mind.
Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.
Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.
by wmawnmo April 6, 2013
Get the strap-on dementiamug. "hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022
Get the Jesus strapsmug. When a girl with large breasts wears a purse or shoulder bag and the strap separates her jugs making them look huge and well defined
by Thomasjay99 September 16, 2015
Get the horse strapmug. by Lauren Nutsack January 26, 2017
Get the camera strappingmug. A piece of tape or captive material placed over the scrotum, best used when flaccid, to hide the penis.
by drjimbo June 29, 2016
Get the strap-offmug. Slang for “I have a loaded gun”
by Ñüttŷ Pëêń December 26, 2019
Get the Got the strapmug.