Fuck Straps

Mounted pieces of material for gripping that allow you to thrust with great acceleration and pizazz.

It was a fuck quake for a while until I was able to finally grab hold of some Fuck Straps and give it to her!

by Alienbun January 24, 2009

Strap Assassin

An avid deer hunter. Strap refers to the backstraps of a whitetail deer. The best meat on the deer.

That Ted Nugent is really a strap assassin.
Yeah He just killed his third deer today.

by Falko87 December 09, 2010

horse strap

When a girl with large breasts wears a purse or shoulder bag and the strap separates her jugs making them look huge and well defined

Check out that chicks Horse Strap!

by Thomasjay99 August 11, 2015

camera strapping

when a lauryn choked a katie with a camera strap in 7th grade

camera strapping is the best

by Lauren Nutsack January 27, 2017

Organic strap on

A penis. Often used by LGBT folks as a pleasant euphemism for their genitalia.

I was the only girl at the party with an organic strap on, yet I’m a hopeless bottom.

by JaiTheGai March 08, 2022

Got the strap

Slang for “I have a loaded gun”

Me: Hey wyd
Chav: GOT THE STRAP
Me: No you don’t you have a gun license’nt

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń December 26, 2019

Jesus straps

"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")

these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)

the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!

be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !

when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !

what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!

by michael foolsley April 14, 2022