stolenening

The past tense of attempting to steal something

I tried to stolenening your vape!

by Sevin Dickerson July 16, 2024

Stolen work

Yeah that's the worst isn't it?

Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Stolle

Stolle is a person who is silly or dumb

Ogge: I hit my head while riding my bike
Neo: you are a stolle ogge Styr dig

Or

Liam: I shat my pants
Neo: oh you are such a stolle
Or

Mönna: I don’t want to go out
Nicco: Mönna you stolle Styr dig before I blajar på 340

by Stolle Stolle Stolle October 2, 2023

stolen valor

When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.

Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.

by anonymous October 9, 2023

Stolen outrage

When you are outraged on behalf of another oppressed group of people Warning : Stolen outrage is much more traumatizing than real outrage..

'That's cultural appropriation'. Wendy Wokeness said. Her partner didn't look up, whatever the stolen outrage this month, it would be a different victim next week.

by StoneColdJ January 7, 2024

Stolen virtue

No, that's just presupposing I wouldn't just be doing this anyway.

Hym "Yes, yes. They're all about giving stolen virtue to God, aren't they? It's their whole thing. Collectivize success and individualize failure. Did a good thing happen? God. Did a bad thing happen? 'Well, if you were doing the jig properly it wouldn't have happened OR it's fine that it happened. Just be chill about it. And if you ARE chill about it, it's only BECAUSE I was doing my pagan child sacrifice ritual before you got here so... I take full credit FROM YOU and I give it to God.' "

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Stolen Destiny

Oh yeah, there it is. Some shit-head thought it was "His destiny" to crack the code of A.I. and I did it with ease and now he doesn't get to be an extra-special guy! That's the point shit-head! That's the point doodoo-brain! YOU'RE NOT AN EXTRA-SPECIAL GUY! If anyone (and I'm repeating myself here) were an extra-special guy... IT'S ME! So, now you're trying to deny reality and make up excuses at to why I shouldn't get credit. I'm the wrong type of person so you have charlatan supreme lying blatantly to make life harder for 'people like me' before he dies. He's completely emboldened the zealots because he thinks it's the only think keeping psychopaths from running amok. And now my life is a Dolstoevsky book. He's Raskolnikov and I'm the old lady he murders. So, again, you're not sad about other people's suffering. You're sad about yourself. I. DO. NOT. HAVE. TO. DO. WHAT. YOU. ARE. TELLING. ME. And I'm not going to. You might as well walk out you front door and kill the first kids you see. I'm not letting it go. Schizophrenia has nothing to do with diet and exercise. I don't have it in the first place. You found a convenient way to act out your God complex. Truth is whatever gets people to "aim up." Reality is officially lost to us all. Thank you Dr. Jordan Peterson.

Hym "Is THAT what it is! HAHAHAHAHA! Some idiot thinks it was his destiny to solve A.I. and I did it before he could! HA! No, that's called 'It wasn't your destiny. It was mine.' I'm paying the price for his 'stolen destiny.' Now I have to life a less-good, more difficult life for no good reason. No one will care about the nobility of hard work. Or the dignity of the working class. Because you don't actually care about any of those things. You just need someone to do it for you. So you can play arbiter of reality and horde money for you fuck trophies."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024