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A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.
DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".
by Stephon_GK. May 16, 2011
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shit stirer

Someone who likes to instigate or start beef between two or more people.
by Lifer May 11, 2003
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horny story

Story that makes you horny :)
Ashley, a seductive girl with huge thighs, hands her sex partner, Olivia, a vibrator. They are wearing mini skirts and very short crop tops, since they are having an exercise lesson. They had their vibrators going inside their pussy. Both of them tried to hold their voices whilst running and jumping around, moaning with pleasure silently. Some time after, they can't hold it anymore, erupting loudly. They came, moaning and screaming with pleasure. Luckily, school is over.

hope you enjoy the horny story, part 2 coming :)
by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022
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bad story bin

A reaction to someone telling a story with the intent to be funny, amazing, or something of good quality, but the out come is something that is none of those things, usually ending in silence. The bad story bin is created much like performing the heimlich maneuver in which the fists are locked and the arms are held forward, creating a circle. At the time the story is complete, is deemed a bad story, and the bin is created, you then prompt the person to put an imaginary ball into the bin, which represents the story. In the case they don't place the bad story in the bin, you ignore them until they agree to comply.
Doug: 'Haha, I got a great story, I went to Speedway and got a slushie for like, under a dollar.'
Dan: 'Uh.. k? They always have had cheap slushies, damnit, bad story bin.'
by Trust June 20, 2006
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Cinderella story

A private story where you talk about the love of your life. You post pictures and talk about them. Anit no exposin around heree.
Aye, add me in yo Cinderella story.&
by Babyy February 21, 2020
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StoryFire

The app/website that is said to be an alternative to YouTube, but it’s very restricted and seems to be a money making scheme for mcjuggernuggets.
Person 1: “I just made a StoryFire account!”
Person 2: “But you can’t even upload a video without permission.”
by Windows 98 SE May 11, 2020
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