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Red-Shift

An overdose of viagra. Enough that your penis bulges at almost twice its normal size and almost bursts. It is called 'red-shift', as all the blood shifts into that dick. A play on the physicist term, which is the changing frequency of light.
Ah shit, I feel light-headed. 4 pills was too many. I think I'm gettin' a red-shift.
by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 15, 2019
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Dead man's shift

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.
by CircularLogic June 2, 2011
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propaganda sifter

A Television, but can also be used to define anything that spoonfeeds media to the masses.
Fox News on the propaganda sifter just mentioned that Bush is one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.
by Noir July 15, 2006
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shift knob

Noun: The object at the end of a shift lever in a manual transmission car, usually made from vinyl, leather, or metal, depending on either the manufacturer's or owner's taste.
That shift knob is pure bling.
My new shift knob is lighter and helps me shift gears better.
by celicaman November 26, 2006
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shift plus one

an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.
ha ha. We pwned u noobs SHIFT PLUS ONE SHIFT PLUS ONE
by Lewis Smith February 26, 2007
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skifty

Shady, sketchy, giving off a vibe of ill repute, untrustworthy.
That crackhead eyeing my DVD collection is looking awfully skifty.
by kishamarie April 21, 2008
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Shiftorious

A celebration of one who is notorious for their shifty creativity.
To behave in a surprisingly and gloriously shifty way.
Cleverly shifty.
Anna stealing the last Timtam was a shiftorious act.
by Snatchy McSnatch July 31, 2009
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