stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

stiff noodle by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017

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stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

stiff lincoln by Yomommaisphat July 25, 2019

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stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

stiff wood by stiffwood November 4, 2019

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Stiff jensen

When you shit on your fist before landing a jab

Did you see that fight last night that guy pulled a stiff Jensen.

Stiff jensen by The real Minnow September 12, 2020

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Stiff Glizzy

A Stiff Glizzy occurs when sexual interactions occur between two men to often and the penis becomes unuseable.

G-d dammit I have a stiff glizzy.

Stiff Glizzy by Daddy time April 1, 2021

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stiff Rickys

“Whether you call them trains, choo-choos, snake monsters, stiff Rickys, ground yachts, or chugga chuggas, these traveling death traps indeed touch all of our lives.”

stiff Rickys by bing bing bong rabo April 8, 2021

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stiff cock

an object that ive shoved up my arse

guy 1: hey did u know that jake fucked riley with his stiff cock last night?
guy 2: omg such poggers!!!!!!

stiff cock by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

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