kentucky round steak

Fried bologna. Hillbillys version of steak

Howdy y'all, I'm looking forward to some good ol fashion Kentucky round steak for dinner tonight.

by Swanefizz November 7, 2017

pimp steak

An original pimp steak is bologna, not a hot dog. Sometimes pimp steak refers to any lunchmeat.

What's for lunch? Pimp steak and cheese.

by Worldhead December 8, 2009

steak drapes

The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.

When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.

by Matt the steak drape muncher January 27, 2007

all sizzle no steak

When someone or something fails to live up to expectations, or it isn't as good as the ones before it.

The first Die Hard film was tight, but the rest were just all sizzle no steak.

by DatAssTooFat April 28, 2014

steakpipe

An act committed in conjunction with a vehicle in which an individual obtains an arbitrary cut of meat (preferably with no bones) and proceeds to warm it up to a suitable temperature (preferably 10 to 15 degrees above ambient). The said individual then lines the inner wall of the vehicles exhaust pipe with this warm cut of meat then proceeds to insert fully erect penis (must be fully erect for best results). The individual can then make sweet, sweaty, salty love to the vehicle via exhaust pipe. It helps if the vehicle is parked on an incline (please ensure parking brake is engaged). If this procedure lasts longer than 30 minutes it is recommended to turn on the vehicle to keep the meat warm. For a more advanced technique try steakpiping whilst having a friend rev the engine. Also, dual exhaust allows for more populated steakpiping fun. Try quad exhaust in a party situation only!

My neighbor just recently purchased an Aston Martin. While he was at work yesterday, my buddy and I snuck over, took the keys, and steakpiped the shit out of it!! Today I had to call in sick due to an untimely backfire searing the tip shut.

by zelaznog April 11, 2009

Skirt Steak

Excessive or extreme sexual activity that leads to a female's labia looking like a thinly sliced flappy piece of beef.

Scott's old skank asked if he was hungry for a piece of her skirt steak.

by marinate n serve March 4, 2005

Tube Steak

A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long

1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!

2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?

Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!

by T_rump_supporter September 11, 2013