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doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
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Steffi

she is fit
n i want her so bad
I love her
******loves steffi
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Stefan

If someone is named stefan they will be great lovers and the best bf you will ever have. They are also very talented in many things but especially in sport.

if you ever meet a guy names stefan he will be the coolest person ever.
"Wow i meat this guy called Stefan, hes the coolest guy ever!!"

"my boyfriend Stefan is the best lover ever!"
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Stefan

A amazing person, very interesting and intelligent, smiles a lot, very talented at sports especially basketball
Stefans so good at everything I wish I could be him
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Maclean’s staff

‘Maclean’s staff’ a synonym for piece of ‘shit humans that don’t care about you’.
‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.
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steffanie

For the people that didnt like that you are a sexy MILF this is for you steffanie is a kind hearted women that would light up any room with their contagious laugh you always help everyone in need and overall a great human
wow steffanie is the sweetest person ever she gave me the best first impression
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Steffany

One who is like god. Not the sharpest crayon in the box, but everybody's favourite colour.
Melissa: "What time is it?"

Rachel: "It's 12:31"

Steffany: "Melissa it's 12:31"

Melissa: "No really?"

(Like I said, still our favourite colour)
by Steffmelrach March 9, 2008
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