When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.
Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.
by Smerv January 27, 2023
Get the Stealth Post mug.To masturbate and hope your roomate(s) don't know you are mastrbating. This is usually done after lights out or in the bathroom.
Garrett: I have a boner but there are three other guys in the room.
Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?
Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?
by Matthew and Bram May 18, 2008
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The playlist on a young male's iTunes that contains songs considered innapropriate for the male to be listening to by his peers, having a name designed to avoid suspicion from peers looking through their iTunes. Common artists include Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Cascada. It is not uncommon for all members of a social circle to each have Stealth Lists almost identical to each others', but never know.
My little sister just tried to buy a Taylor Swift album on my iTunes, but it was already on my Stealth List.
by pohkfr1r1c3 August 18, 2009
Get the Stealth List mug.1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.
John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"
by nakdau March 24, 2010
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A gay man who comes across as a top but ends up being a total bottom. a bottom that flies under the radar.
A gay man who comes across as a top but ends up being a total bottom. a bottom that flies under the radar.
by kroppen5000 January 28, 2014
Get the Stealth Bottom mug.1. Super-stealth: To be extremly sneaky so that others do not notice your presence.
2. Super-stealthily: An extremly sneaky way to commit an act.
2. Super-stealthily: An extremly sneaky way to commit an act.
1. a girl is lying in bed half naked falling asleep while friends talk around her, look up to see a boy standin in the room aswell
Girl: Wooaahhhh when did you come? You're so super-stealth...
2. I will now go smoke a ciggarette super-stealthily so that my nark brother doesn't catch me.
Girl: Wooaahhhh when did you come? You're so super-stealth...
2. I will now go smoke a ciggarette super-stealthily so that my nark brother doesn't catch me.
by Stealth-master July 7, 2008
Get the Super-stealth mug.A Jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a Christian person.
Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew.
All the money... Twice the testosterone!
Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew.
All the money... Twice the testosterone!
Bob: Did'ja Hear the one about the Jew in the concentration camp...
Marc: What did you say Motherfucker?
Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something?
Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch"
Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!
Marc: What did you say Motherfucker?
Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something?
Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch"
Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!
by The Machine September 22, 2008
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