stalemate

To cum in a bottle, leave said cum in bottle until it grows moldy, then pull it out and pour it on the face of your lover when she least expects it. More disgusting than munging.

Jeff pulled a stalemate on Jenny last night, and she threw up on him.

by Chad and Jeff September 22, 2007

StakeSex

To stab a person with a stake during or directly following sexual intercourse. Most effective when the intended victim is a vampire. Bonus points if you do it mid orgasm.

Damn, Russel just stakesexed that hooker!

by ACBia October 13, 2010

stakey

Pure, unadulterated awesomeness

See also steak5

Yo, that's mad stakey, son

by SBURHMB May 7, 2008

Stake-out

to love something or someone alot!

1.) i stake kamsicle out
2.) kamsicle is a stake-out girlie
3.) i stake someone out <3

by Renee <3 July 30, 2008

Stareman

A misspelling of the word Starman, commonly used by kids

Hey, Stareman!

by Starman4981 March 17, 2021

reflexisive statement

See self-referential.

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Coal Stakes

What the pre-emtive text shows on your mobile phone when you call someone a cock sucker. Great for subvertive insults.

He is a bit of a Coal Stakes or There is no need to be staking any coals right now.

by SparXLivesexy October 11, 2008