staffhood

Naming, describing, or relating to the county of Stafford, Virginia. Staffhood is the personification of the crunkness of the residents of Stafford, Virginia.

Staffhood has the two closest 7-11 stores in the world, the most gangsta record to hold.

by Richard "Rick" James September 5, 2008

Satification

The condition of being satisfied while achieving gratification (a gratuitous expression, since gratification already implies satisfaction - also an example of palinpropism).

Spending time with my cat gives me satification.

by Tarantella June 10, 2013

Bo Staff

1. Weapon used by Slade and Robin in the animated Teen Titans

2. Small cylindrical device that extends into a fairly long metal rod

3. Nickname for a man's penis, reason being that it 'extends' and 'retracts'.

1. Oh my god, did you see Slade and Robin whacking each other with their bo staffs?!

2. I beat the crap outta that crazy ass mofo with my handy dandy bo staff!

3. Guy 1- Dude, last night I whipped out my bo staff and used it on my girlfriend!

Guy 2- niice!

by TTRaven4Ever April 11, 2010

staffcest

hookups and/or dating between individuals in the workplace.

Did you hear Mike and Carla hooked up at the staff party last night? They work together tonight.. awkwarddd! Talk about staffcest!

by anonymous1235 April 7, 2007

staffman

a man or boy who wakes up with an erection and then walks around with morning wood or morning glory

That staffman walks around with a morning tent when he wakes up

by tory borty December 24, 2012

staff duty

A 24 hour shift, done in rotation from under paid soldiers in the army.

I wish I could, but I have staff duty tonight so I'll be asleep all day tomorrow.

by MrsOliverthaArmywife June 10, 2017

Staffie

A staffie is a mythical creature. They are most commonly found in blue shirts with wide-rimmed hats, however legend says that they can change form once AND ONLY once.... into aliens, pigs, and even humans.
They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).

Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".

Staffies don't sleep, they

Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
NYSF

1. Someone I know who loves visiting me late at night, is Staffie Beth
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone

by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019