squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset on their commute home in the afternoon.

Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!

by Cornslapper April 24, 2018

Squintallion

To define an Asian gentleman whose scrotum is longer than his penis.

In Asia squintallions are prevalent not for the droopiness of the testicles but the absence of the penis.

by RardyLou August 6, 2021

squints

An upset stomach that may or may not lead to diarrhea or vomiting.

I sure have the squints after eating that giant bowl of chili.

by Sir Desmond Ginger Fur February 13, 2009

Squinky

A behavior that is the direct response of someone that is beyond annoying. Usually ends with a snotty response, snide remark, or something that usually offends the person in question, but entertains the others around you. You will tend to get squinky when there are worthless, pathetic people around you. It's a direct response to their stupidity. It's not usually controllable.

Variations: "Squinky-doo" : someone who is annoyed and acting nasty.

Sorry I'm so squinky, but oh my god, could they be more annoying?

Calm down squinky-doo!

by stupidpplesuck February 2, 2010

squint

Another word to describe what your anus looks like: An eye squinting.

That ginger haired guy must have a ginger squint.
Show us your squint.

by hamlae September 16, 2009

squint

A drinking game that involves sticking coins (quarters, dimes, nickels, pennies) in the crack of your butt. The object of the game is to walk 10 - 100 feet to shot glass without releasing the coin(s) from your ass, and then deposit the coin(s) in the glass without using your hands.

Every Thanksgiving my family gets plastered and holds a drinking game triathalon. The final and most challenging event is squint

by dafjsdlfj*****dfjdasljflasjf May 27, 2006

squintitis

The disease that normal people catch that turns them into a squinty eyed Asian, siide effects include Counter Strike addiction, excelling at maths and the urge to do the peace sign in all or most photos

"Dude, that Asians eyes look like they're closed"."Hell yeah, he has squintitis"

by cheese steak jimmy December 20, 2008