Squid

An individual lacking moral character; spineless.

"Shorty's a fuckin' squid rat goof!"

by alwayslate January 22, 2009

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

Squidge

To hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!

Ooh Kaily is so scrumptious sometimes I just want to squidge her!

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006

Squid In A Blanket

Quite literally, a squid wrapped in a blanket.

Who left this squid in a blanket in my dorm?

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Squid Party

In the popular game splatoon 2, where you either squidbag (This form of squidbagging is not to be a jerk, only to have fun.) and spam booyah over and over, play leapsquid (leapfrog), or swim in circles or spin in circles as a squid or a kid.

"Me and my friends are going to have a squid party soon!"
"Aw hell yeah, I just made a booyah friend and we started a squid party!"

by Dreamcatcher394 July 29, 2018

squiddles

fuck..... well it a long story sooooo.... fuck, there once was a shit cunt who didn't buy anyone beeR, he on welfare And he stole all of my cigs, he had a mega mind and a squidward shaped head, so..... we called him squiddles and now he is a porn star and he has got his own site. its called squid porn. be careful because he will bum you.

"squiddles" how are you?

by squiddles best friend :) October 29, 2018

Squid

A inexperienced motorcyclist riding a exceptionally powerful bike (usually a sport bike of sorts). This person is sometimes clad in lowtop shoes, with no socks, cargo shorts, wife beater, and a bimbo on the back. These "Squids" are pack creatures, and have to try to prove their "alpha" to the others in the pack by pulling "Wheelies, Stoppies, and Burn Outs". Many times these "Squids" will be found later on laying on the pavement bruised, bloodied, and sometimes dead.

That Squid came off the interstate so fast that he hit the curb, and got tossed into oncoming traffic.

by dvanberkum July 29, 2009