Squeeze one out like a commando

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.

Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.

by Frempt November 25, 2009

Alabama Squeezebox

Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.

"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"

"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"

by Serequel October 12, 2011

squeeze one out

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate

I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

dick squeezer

A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.

O.J. Simpson is a dick squeezer.

by inversecoma April 21, 2007

squeeze-box

Traditionally refers to an accordian, but if you don't know what an accordian is you can use the word to describe some really good pussy.

1. Weird Al Yankovic is a proficient squeeze-box player.
2. Damn, son. Amanda's pussy almost broke my dick off last night. She has one hell of a squeeze-box.

by StarCaptain April 4, 2009

squeef

Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa

"Yo man, you got any squeef??"

by PenisFace July 21, 2003

lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.

by allstar666 June 21, 2005