Seefood

Food that you see in a grocery store and, even if you never intended on buying it, you suddenly have an intense craving for it and decide you have to get it.

Most often found in the deli section of your grocery store.

Dang, I was only planning on getting pasta salad for the picnic but all that seefood made me super hungry. I bought a quart of everything they had in the deli!

by ReniFrog May 9, 2009

speef

A happy dance performed solo or with a partner. The dance steps are; two steps left, two steps right, clap hands and shout the word "SPEEF" (then repeat). Popular in countries where dancing hasn't evolved a great deal. Excludes people with no legs for obvious reasons.

"You speefing?" "You asking?"

by joe dance man December 15, 2004

squeef

the sound of a queef from a mouse.

what you get when you cross a squeek and a queef.

the mouse squeefed during intercourse.

the mouse squeefed loudly when i picked it up.

by al gore 92 June 1, 2009

sqeep

To insert anal liquid into the urethra.

Fuck! That bitch sqeeped in my dick! I will fucking remove her
her shmogpog!

by Yo Goop Shlob Geen Been February 8, 2007

Squeef

A a combination of a squirt and a queef. Usually induced during intercourse, however, can occur as a result of excitement or surprise.

Jody was so shocked at the sight of Tony jumping out of that closet that she squeefed her pants.

or

Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.

by CaptainHowdy25 January 21, 2010

Skeef

To take something miniscule without asking permission from a close friend or acquaintance.

Meeting your roommate at the bar...
Roommate: Sup bro?
You: Nm hbu?
Roommate: Wanna shot dude?
You: Oh Fa show.....BTW I had to skeef some gel so we be looking crispy in the club. Getting more tomorrow.
Roommate: Its chill. I ate your frozen pizzas when I blacked out last night. I'll buy more.

by DonkSauce September 8, 2016

Squeef

A sneeze and a queef at the same time

Sarah felt something all day long and was relieved when she squeefed it out

by Ben dover6 October 21, 2019