Sprite Cranberry. Com

Sprite Cranberry. Com is a website that will send you to a video of a person showing a dogs anal gland.

Person 1: Aww man dude have you gone on Sprite Cranberry. Com?
(Watches)

Person 2 : DUDE WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!!

by Innocent Pandas December 9, 2019

Sprite

A beverage that tastes like TV static

Bro this tastes like TV static

Yeah its a sprite

by YEETUSTHE FETUS October 29, 2019

Sprite Cranberry Day

December 24 (aka Christmas eve) is national Sprite Cranberry. Go to your local walmart and pick up a box of Sprite Cranberry and share it with your friends and family.

Guy #1: Dude it’s Christmas Eve!!

Guy #2: You know what that means...
Both: Sprite Cranberry Day!!

Lebron James: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by memer_22 November 11, 2019

Spilt Milk

(n) - ejaculate (typically the product of oral sex) that has cascaded down the chin & neck, and onto the upper chest.

We were having oral sex and he pulled out of my mouth as he orgasmed. Spilt milk all over me -- I should have been wearing a bib!

by DecoyNoodles84 October 11, 2021

Sprite

The Best Streamer known to all mankind. no one comes close.

Dude 1: Yo, you know where the Sprite is?
Dude 2: Yeah, on twitch.
Dude1: ...I'm sold.

by EtherDude February 15, 2022

Spritzer

When you sneeze and piss yourself at the same time.

Oh my God, dude! I just let out a spritzer!

by mrfouchy April 2, 2022

Sprite screwball

One who lives and dies by the lemon and lime. They often lose themselves in the shiny emerald surface of the can, gazing at its radiance for extended periods of time. Sprite screwballs are stereotypically in awe of a glistening cold Sprite's ability to quench thirst. There will often be numerous empty Sprite vessels littering their work spaces and private rooms. A Sprite screwball's recycling can often fills up long before their garbage can does, but not without a heartfelt goodbye to each spent can. There is also likely to be individual Sprite surprises scattered throughout a screwball's home, intended to be saved for a "rainy day". Praise be LeBron and the Sprite cranberry.

"My husband is a Sprite screwball; his desk is covered in empty cans and he won't even acknowledge dinner unless I made sure to buy him his daily twelve-packs of Sprite."

by VoltronPrime April 25, 2022