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Sweet on the porridge

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne, he is sweet on the porridge!

Sweet on the porridge

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne. He is sweet on the porridge.

gone off porridge 

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

Bulldog eating porridge 

A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.
She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.

Bin bag full of porridge 

An insult used against a very fat and jiggly person.
“Shut up you bin bag full of porridge