Hey Fred, that girl I like wouldn't go with me to the football game. Instead, she went out with her beatnik guy friends to an uptown bar and drank cosmopolitans. What a slatte.
by Bill of the Hill November 3, 2007
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guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!
by runte November 14, 2020
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by Evade Baljeet July 25, 2019
Get the slatt mug.A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.
Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.
Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.
Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
Get the Helicopter Splatter mug.commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...
guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.
i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...
guy2:shut up you wank splat.
i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...
by shaun p July 19, 2005
Get the wank splat mug.A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)
by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009
Get the Splattercakes mug.When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.
My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.
by b'out son January 26, 2010
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