spif

A term of endearment. Kind of like calling dude or son. Taken from the word spiffy, usually with good undertones.

Person 1: Whats good homie?
Person 2: Nothin much spif, just chillin.
Person 1: You must really like me, you just called me spif
Person 2: Obviously spif.

by Mr. Spif Himself January 20, 2011

Smilf

Smilf: Based on the common phrase, "milf" (meaning "mom I'd like to f***"), a smilf is a single mom I'd like to f***.

Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.

Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.

by Lukewhoisallknowledgable October 15, 2009

spife

Sweat Patches in Full-Effect. A person who has wet spots on his shirt usually under the arms from sweating.

I went on date last night with this really hot chick and got so nervous that I coudn't contain my spife.

by toast455 July 9, 2005

wicked spiffy

Incredibly spiffy.

Dude, that was so freaking wicked spiffy!

by ElvisLives200 August 30, 2005

Spifilicious

Something that is both spiffy and delicious in sight or otherwise. Can be used for anything, not just food.

"That cake is freaking spifilicious!" or "That is one spifilicious bumper sticker."

by Jessica Pille November 20, 2003

Silfen

Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus with one or more fingers while driving a pickup truck. For a traditional, or "urSilfen," the same fingers should then be used to pick crusty boogers out of an extremely hairy nose and the fingernail(s) should be cleaned using an incisor tooth. Extra points for simultaneous perfomance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but I'll be gosh-darned if the odd looking fellow behind us in the Chevy isn't Silfening himself."

by Lt. Grover February 28, 2009

Silfen

Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus while driving a pickup. For a traditional Silfen, the fingernails must be cleaned with the edge of an incisor tooth. Extra style points awarded if performed while stopped in traffic and for simultaneous performance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but the odd-looking fellow in the pickup next to us just Silfened."

by Lt. Grover January 31, 2009