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sphinct

Ouch! It's really burning my sphinct
by Wu Dark March 30, 2004
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Sphincter Face

One who has a face that should be in the backside of thier pants.
hey look at that sphincter face, he shouldn't be allowed in public like this.
by Jason And Kim September 11, 2003
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sphincter cabbage

a small peace of poo near or inside the rim of the brown eye resembling a dingle berry
tossing her salad was straight till i got a piece of sphincter cabbage
by weezy April 3, 2005
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sphynkter vision

Seeing the world through the eyes of an ass hole.
Put yo gaddamn sphynkter vision away, dick!
by KJ slappy July 11, 2005
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the sphynx

1. Noun: A hairless cat.
2. Noun: A hairless pussy, ie: A full Brazilian wax or bikini wax.
1. Hey, look at my new hairless cat; I named her Fluffy!
2. Hey, I went to the salon today, and got a full bikini wax, and now my pussy is hotter than ever!
by Anonymous April 3, 2005
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sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.
My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
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Sphincter Nazi

In the FPS computer game Call of Duty, it's that German soldier that materializes in the room that was just cleared, and shoots the player in the back with some species of automatic weapon, making a counterattack impossible.

This primarily occurs when the player doesn't follow the linear construction of the game's timeline and spawn triggers.

For example: Killing every German on a given map prior to actually achieving the objective. After which, while en route to the extraction point, the player is shot and killed by a soldier that apparently dropped from the player's ass (since that's the only place he could have been hiding).
Ovserver: Dude, why the hell are you just running around?
Player: Making sure there are no hostiles left on this map before I set my charges.
Observer: Whats it been, half an hour?
Player: Give or take.
Sphincter Nazi: "Americaner." *Brrrraaaaaaap*
Player: Where the fu...
Observer: Man, you got schooled by that Sphincter Nazi.
by Chumbucket January 18, 2007
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