A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.
by Ubiq1 August 26, 2011
Get the sperm receptacle mug.A man who fathers several childern with several different baby mamas and takes care of none of his offspring. The master of "hit it and quit it." His powerful sperm leaves a trail of destruction, unpaid child support, and fatherless children in its wake. Beware the sperminator... woe to unfertilized eggs in his path!
by amylou5276 June 25, 2010
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by Mike Cunt April 10, 2003
Get the sperm mug.by krunchie December 3, 2003
Get the sperm burper mug.1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.
2) Something that you were a long time ago.
3) The inhabitants of testicland.
4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
2) Something that you were a long time ago.
3) The inhabitants of testicland.
4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.
2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.
3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?
4) Those poor spermatozoons !
2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.
3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?
4) Those poor spermatozoons !
by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009
Get the Spermatozoon mug.Residual semi-liquefied fecal matter that clings to your palm after you zipped your hand through your butt-crack to check on the cleanliness of your undergarments after letting a fart of doubtful contents rip. The consistency of the fecal matter is key in whether or not the label "Spert" is justified. For instance, if the poop is too hard of substance, then the resulting goo on your hand is not "Spert" but just a shit stain.
Etymologically, the second part of the word derives from the Dutch word for pea-soup "Snert". This thick soup typically has the same consistency (and taste, one might say) as diarrhea. The first letter of the word comes from the word "Spurt", as this is generally the way in which the fecal matter is deposited in the undergarments.
NB: the word "Spert" should not be used to define diarrhea in general, or even for diarrhea that sticks to the hand for any other reason than it clinging there on account of a person having checked if he/she soiled his/her pants by zipping a hand through the butt-crack.
Etymologically, the second part of the word derives from the Dutch word for pea-soup "Snert". This thick soup typically has the same consistency (and taste, one might say) as diarrhea. The first letter of the word comes from the word "Spurt", as this is generally the way in which the fecal matter is deposited in the undergarments.
NB: the word "Spert" should not be used to define diarrhea in general, or even for diarrhea that sticks to the hand for any other reason than it clinging there on account of a person having checked if he/she soiled his/her pants by zipping a hand through the butt-crack.
Person 1: Oh my, I think I may have pooped my pants accidentally.
Person 2: Are you actually reaching down your shorts to check it? That’s gross!
Person 1: <Reveals hand covered in diarrhea> No, it is Spert!
Person 2: Are you actually reaching down your shorts to check it? That’s gross!
Person 1: <Reveals hand covered in diarrhea> No, it is Spert!
by Silvion Night December 10, 2012
Get the Spert mug.1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.
2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.
2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.
by 321steady October 27, 2007
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