smooth tiger

a balchaaaay who has lots of charnas who push him in the gym to do 5 more sit ups, straightens ones hair before going out... (dont forget to gel your hair before straightening it!). A smoof also wears porno button up V necks (unbuttoned). If your a true smoof you only shag hot dolls (but she had a pretty face), wear tight beaters when attending gym, talking in a typical joburg accent. Typical diet equals chicky breasts on rye with a protein shake, and then a shot of anabolic steriods in the biceps for desert.

"ah boet hay, no like we late for gym hay and iv already taken my shake and guna miss my window of opportunity for mazimum pumpage!! trying to become an ultimate smooth tiger like john dob "

by iandebeerlovesmingers October 18, 2010

smooth as butter

the way a person moves and dances during great performance. fly and smooth as butter . Amazing dance moves

Yo! Did you see his performance! Brothers moves were smooth as butter

by alwaysaflygirl November 25, 2016

smooth jazz

A niche form of pop music that is appreciated by people who don't like jazz. They think it sounds cool to be a smooth jazz listener and don't realize that it's not jazz at all. To paraphrase Mark Twain, the difference between jazz and smooth jazz is like the diffference between lightning and a lightning bug.

She claims to like jazz but anything other than smooth jazz is too far out for her.

by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

Smooth

Smooth is not rough or hard, but a soft and easy kind of grace. A smooth person thinks they're better than you, but is so smooth you'd never know.

D.Crook is one smooth cat, he makes it look easy.

by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018

Slothmate

slothmate - A roomate who is totally lazy and does not pull their fair share of the house work. sometimes also known for not taking baths for extended periods of time.

He is such a slothmate, he could at least take a bath.

Quit being such a slothmate and do your dishes.

Doesn't your slothmate ever do anything like, clean?

by allley April 18, 2010

Smoothability

Your ability to pull out a smooth line from any situation.

"Your smoothability was at an all time high with those bitches last night."

by Nivulich September 18, 2011

Smooth Banana Dodge

When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.

"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"

"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"

by Doctor Octo July 26, 2016