Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV, where everything is staged. What happened to enjoying what you were doing so much at the time that you didnt think to film it, you already missed your opportunity to film it and it didnt matter, you got to be human for a few minutes, you were as close to who you really were as you get, no image. That must have ended in the 90s with VCR's for some people.

Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020

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SoccSticcs

The best Minecraft PvPer of the 21st century. SoccSticcs will absolutely destroy his opponent in any game. He also gets all the hoes such as popular edaters "Overknees" or "KillerKitten27".

Person 1: Bro did you see my fight with that faggot?

Person 2: Nah bro that was just you vs SoccSticcs

by alexisH1231 December 29, 2020

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Klarance Soccer

The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.

Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.

by klrsoccer October 5, 2008

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body soccer

Running around and preforming stunts with the dead body of an enemy in a game with havok physics.

Braxton - "When i first got Demon's Souls, all i did was play body soccer for about a half of an hour, then i died 27 times!"

Phill - "ME TOOOOOO!!!"

by blamson October 17, 2009

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Moab Soccer

A variation of the classic game of baseketball. That is, a cross of a cross between baseball and basketball. Nine innings of two teams of rusty degenerates taking turns kicking a volleyball at patio furniture arranged to resemble some sort of retarded baseball field. Missing a chair results in an out and catching a deflected ball with one hand results in a double play. Teams are encouraged to talk trash to opponents in an attempt to break their focus with humiliation and questioning their manhood and sexual orientation. This sport is alleged to have originated in the orange sandy desert of the Moab, The Godfather of this sport may smack the ball down at any point and initiate a new rule to his ever-changing liking.

Bro, do you remember the last time Karol won a game of Moab Soccer? Me neither!

by MaliOMali July 16, 2018

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