sneaky jellyfish

The sneaky jellyfish is performed in a hot tub with other people in it. You discretely rub one out and let it float around. Sooner or later the cum will stick on someones chest.

Girl: "Ahh this hot tub is so relaxing"
Guy: "Yeah it is,but what is that on your chest"
Girl: "Ewww I dont know its really sticky..."
Guy: "Hahaha looks to be none other but the sneaky jellyfish!!!"

by Jeremy.S.6969 April 10, 2008

sneaky fast

A term used to describe a fast, Caucasian football player.

Brent Musburger: Jeff Maehl, everyone, everyone, who plays him says he is sneaky fast.

by GardenState January 12, 2011

sneaky pirate

A sneaky Pirate is when a man is taking a girl from behind then spits on her back making her turn around. then he will poke her in the eye with his penis.

My eye hurts from the sneaky Pirate john gave me last night

by s13dws December 9, 2006

Sneaky Chinaman

When a person cuts line - when pulled up they claim to not understand the theory behind lines nor understand orderly waiting.

Dude I thought you checked in ages ago - you were in line for a while - yeah man got sneaky chinamaned by a whole family! Took ages!

by Linewatcher July 19, 2015

Sneaky Dutchman

The act of farting in bed, then sneaking out the covers turning on the bedroom lights so the sleeping partner pulls the covers over thier head giving themselves a Dutch Oven

As I left for work I let Shelley with a Sneaky Dutchman

by Maddog sick cunt August 10, 2017

Sneaky Joseph

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...

Hey, Just had a 'sneaky Joseph' round Daves house! Bad start to the day for him tomorrow!

by Wicked Cheese October 4, 2010

Sneaky Bobby

1. Term used in ultimate frisbee for when an offensive player escapes the man/woman/T-Rex guarding him/her/it, thereby creating a scoring opportunity often off of a long throw or 'huck.'

2. What do you mean second definition...?

That dude just got it in cuz he pulled a sneaky bobby on his marker...ouch

by Ashland Grover September 29, 2010